“This game was such appalling 1 sided nonsense that by turn 1 it was clear it would turn out to be an ass rape of colossal magnitude. 2 players down (BH) in turn 1. 3 by turn 2 (serious injury and niggle). Made all the worse by several 4-5+ min turns by the other coach as I was a spectator for most of the game. By turn 6 of half 2 it was 1-1 (I'd held onto a slender 1-0 lead till then but lack of players and opponents +20% luck throughout saw an equaliser inevitable) and I was down to 6 players.

Amazingly the luck score was 55 (me) 66 (opponent) by this stage. I do try not to whine about luck but this was just painful. Proper 1 sided, no contest, skulls, cause no injuries at all to other team (I think a BOB on the other side knocked himself out, whereas I was down to 5 players at the end) and the sooner it was over the better.

Terrible, painful, rubbish. Best forgotten, as the team will be. Trolls serve little or no use, though in this game I gave a mis-kicked ball to the Troll to try and stall for 8 turns (!) for an unlikely win. Even then a 1 dice block on the Troll felled him, allowing the eventual score despite my 'who cares if I fail kamikaze dodging and blocking' desperate attempt to stop the score (failed).

Nothing good came from the game, but at least I didn't lose. Well, I lost more or less every turn, but the score suggests otherwise.

Team retired!!!”