“As the teams set up for the White Lions fourth matchup they were disheartened to see the full Call me Sally squad taking the field. There one ace in the hole was that the ref had promised pregame to turn a blind eye to the first blatant foul.
It wasn't enough though as a blizzard started and didn't stop until the postgame wrap up. The surface of the pitch was extremely slippery for the elves and they couldn't make a dodge to save their lives, literally. None of them actually died but several wound up needing medical attention and not returning to the game. The first half started out competitive with sally pushing gradually downfield and scoring a touchdown without the elves putting too much pressure on the ball carrier. The elves had the time and the manpower to put in a counter touchdown at the end of the half but their passer tripped in the snow as he was trying to pick the ball up to hit a player in the endzone directly after Fainde was seriously injured by that floozy Sally :p
Call me Sally completely dominated the second half putting in two more touchdowns as the elves frantically scrambled trying to get anything going. It wasn't to be and the game ended 3-0 in favor of the undead.”