“What a supremely frustrating match... I had the leetle micemen heavily down in numbers by the second half. The score was 1-1 and I couldn't see how I was not going to win. I was receiving the kick as well.

Cue a blitz, a lucky bounce and a Skavenblight TD on Turn 1! AAARGH!!!!!
I soon picked up my second with ease, turned the ball over quickly at the restart (4 vs. 10) and had around four turns to get winner. But that gosh-darn tooting third and final TD just would not come. Failed pick-up, failed pass, failed go-for-it. Misery etched on the Bokonon faces. Are they destined to repeat the rubbishness of their Bokonon United forbearer?”