“da trolz on da goonz had ben wantin ta see DaSponyBard fer az lon az dey can finkz, wich iz bout toos an a haf minutz.

dey neva thot dey wud be on da sam pich az him, so deys lept a da chanc ta pla wen wez sawz dem in tonn lukin fer a praktic mach, wez wud be hapy ta diez at his boot.

da ref kiked him oot erlee soz wez all lef da pich to to go an seez him, an talk ta da livin legen hisself.

Oh yeah an scivert is gunna hang da mach report on R hom tavern wal fereva shoin dat he outfould spoony in a mach, hez stoked an stol beerz fer da hol teem!”