“Our chaos are up against Wolter's higher rated and ludicrously better skilled orcs (+24 skillups vs our +10). They have block + guard coming out the wazoo while we have just 5 players with block and 1 with guard.. to make things worse they have even hired a wizard! Well, hopefully luck favours the underdogs today!

We kick and predictably the massive guard/block/MB advantage on the orc side soon sees the ball safely by our endzone, our KO box full to the brim, and our team surrounded and forced into -2d blocks of desperation. They stall out the last 4 turns while bashing us around, managing a badly hurt on a block beastman before scoring.

Everyone wakes up for the second half where with the wizard ready things will surely be just as painful for us. A thrown rock beautifully stuns our guarder, totally ruining our turn 1 series of blocks and planned gang foul. Turn 2 we have very few block options, but go for their lone blitzer, knocking him over and piling in for the gang foul... a stun. They unleash the wizard on the foul-crew but only manage to hit the ball carrier. We foul again, hoping to at least remove a blitzer even if our DP is sent off but we can only stun again (though the ref is lenient). The following turn we need no less than 4 1d blocks in a row to try and get out of trouble with the ball and naturally our luck can't extend that far. The orcs then really swarm in, causing another huge pile of KOs and guaranteeing the win.

GG Wolter. I want a rematch with swapped teams ;0”