“Unfaithful to their name, the Jinxed managed to score a TD on the last turn of the game! What? Had Tzeentch forgiven them? Oh no! Fear not, the connection crashed and when the game continued, the TD was not scored. Needless to say, the Jinxed failed in throwing the ball a second time and so they were robbed of a draw. Actually they were robbed of a win, for I would never have risked on the last few turns of the game if I were in the lead.

Hooray for the weird time anomalies.”