“These dice...I hate them.

Out of the last 6 games with these Lizards, I've not won because of the dice 5 times. The other time, I was the one doing the dicing, and what does my oppo do? Concede within a few turns.

My record for the last 6 games, if it hadn't been for either awful dice all game, or just awful dice at critical moments (like this game) should be 6/0/0. Instead, I've got a 1/4/1.

Twice in the game, I had 2 die blocks against the non-dodge ball carrier. Both times I can't get a knockdown after a reroll. Two more times I have a chance to get a two die on the ball carrier. Once I fail the 4+ break tackle dodge, with reroll. The next I fail the 1 die block to open the hole, with a reroll. What about him? Yea, he can dodge + GFI, get his pows, dodge with another guy, pick up the ball...without even using a reroll.

I realize that, yea, 1/4/1 isn't that bad. And failing 1 dies or 4+ dodge happen all the time. But compared 6/0/0, 1/4/1 is crap. But when you fail the "this fails 1 in 4 times" roll EVERY TIME IT COUNTS...it sucks.

When will these dice start working again?

I finally decided to stop picking all the skaven/humans/elves I can find. In the last 15 ranked games (the only other games I've played are in the 5v5 league...not much more luck there) I've played either orc 5 times, chaos 4, skaven 2 (oh no, I'm a dirty picker), CD 1, Khem 1, Lizard 1, Undead 1. All those teams except the skaven and undead are true bashers. What is my reward for cleaning up my picking? Failing 50% of the rolls that count. Thanks nuffle.

/rant”