“A total rape game. Apart from some early bad luck for the Company, everything crucial went their way today. Never mind the virus that left me with 7 vs 9.

The Guardians started in offence and scored early, then pressured the Company in the backfield to get a lucky steal and score, but from then on, every time the Guardians had a chance to steal the ball or score, they rolled 1s. Heaps of 1s and snake eyes.

Was a fricking farce. Even the missed pass by the Company scattered 3 squares to go out of bounds and then come in bounds in my end zone, 5 away from the closest any of my players could get to, but close enough to his players to score on the following turn.

My chance to score and take the game to 3-2 is a snake-eyes on the dodge of course, and my opponent gets the ball and scores himself because he doesn't roll any 1s.

The only thing that went badly for the Company was when their 73 SPP thrower went to pick up the ball on the sideline after a blitz (double pow of course on my Blodger and causing a stun) and had no movement left and he got surfed into the crowd and killed. Serve him right, he asked for it.

Anyways, a BS game that was very unenjoyable thanks to all the crappy rolls.”