“An absolute tragedy! Three deaths in a single game, along with 3 more major injuries! Apoth didn't know which way to turn, so I told him to heal the most expensive injury. Insult to injury was awarding the MVP award to a dead body! But this was a sad day for the Heroes club, especially coming at the hands of innocent little gobbos! The two trolls might have had something to do with it...

Just not much you can do when you're rolling almost exclusively 1's, and the other guy is getting almost entirely 6's. Not to make excuses, I lost this game fair and square (only one foul by the other team, leading to his guy being ejected). But if things don't start to turn around soon, this team might also go the way of the first Heroes team...”