“The sun was bright behind a cloud before the match, as the gritty humans of I-House palmed the coin to ensure their receit of the ball.

But just as the elves kicked off, the sun emerged and started blinding anyone who'd pass the ball. This didn't stop the humans, however, who started in style, Badly Hurting a valuable Prince on the first block of the game, then charging through to score.

Now with both Guards in the BH bin, the High Elves began to focus, sensing the risk from a match they had previously assumed was theirs.

Kníže Phosphorich took the ball after a Touchback, and the team used a wrongfooting drive to equalise over three turns.

After this equaliser, the elves went into overdrive, and I-House had no going back. The Princes blitzed their own kickoff next, the first of three times in the match. Although not as lethal for the humans as it might have been, this blitz set the tone, putting the albeit violent humans on the back foot.

The commentators gave their Most Valuable Player to Lord Aceticus, a Reagent Badly hurt in the second turn of the game, but pick of the day for an upcoming Bronze Slipper is Knyez Ace'ton, with an awesome 36 yards of rushing. Somehow, it was this Lion Warrior who always ended up with the ball, and made decisive breaks-for-it to push the Princes ahead on the scoreboard.

Good game, chunky, good luck against the Warlizards!”