“Worth a report, this one.

Taking 40TS down game offers is something I almost never do. It is a no win situation. You look like a bit of a doosh, if you win, meh, if you lose, time to laugh. Dice nearly always seem to favour the underdog...

From the first roll (blitz!) the dice were right with the Ogres. I couldn't do a bloody thing. 1-0 down at half time and 14 dice at the ball failed, it looked like I was going to be embarrassed. A micro whine seeped through the keyboard, woe is me.

Kicked off, found 4 more dice. Fail x 4.

Dice 19 was a push POW. The most glorious push POW I've ever seen in my life. T14 score. 2 turns left, and somehow, some way, 2-1.

Never have I shouted YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! so loudly at a monitor.

Ty DustBunny, but never, ever, EVER again.


[12:54] *** Now talking to DustBunny
[12:54] <DustBunny> howdy
[12:54] DustBunny is ~DustBunny@222-152-103-239.jetstream.xtra.co.nz Nick
[12:54] DustBunny on #the-west #loa #Fumbbl
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[12:55] <DustBunny> my borked ogres vs ur lovely young wood elves =D
[12:55] <Purplegoo> hullo mr bunny
[12:55] <DustBunny> http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=505306
[12:55] <Purplegoo> so thats 28 tr diff, or 2 caps, and how much ts?
[12:55] <DustBunny> said borked ogres ^^
[12:55] <DustBunny> you are aboot thirty something up i think
[12:55] <Purplegoo> :/
[12:56] <DustBunny> 38 =D
[12:56] <Purplegoo> what kind of dick would i look accepting a 38ts up game?! :)
[12:56] <DustBunny> you can keep the transcript
[12:56] <DustBunny> plus
[12:56] <DustBunny> its my ogres
[12:56] <Purplegoo> bah
[12:56] <DustBunny> they exist for amusement and self picking =D
[12:56] <DustBunny> every game i play
[12:56] <DustBunny> its like i do the picking for my opponent
[12:56] <Purplegoo> you'd actually have a very good chance indeed if they all showed up, you know
[12:56] <DustBunny> its all part of the service
[12:57] <DustBunny> yea
[12:57] <DustBunny> if
[12:57] <DustBunny> hahaha
[12:57] <DustBunny> one of the best ones is out sadly
[12:57] <DustBunny> and no tackle makes woodies a nightmare for me
[12:57] <Purplegoo> bah, ok, this is like a zero win situation for me, but we'll do it :)
[12:57] <DustBunny> but i still find them very entertaining to play when trying to get an ogre from a to b with a ball
[12:57] <DustBunny> wicked
[12:57] <Purplegoo> this text is going in the match report though :)
[12:57] <DustBunny> ogrepass on swe2
[12:57] <DustBunny> hehehe
[12:57] <DustBunny> gfi, and fail with a 1 and a rr
[12:57] <Purplegoo> kk
[12:58] <Purplegoo> if I lose....
[12:58] <Purplegoo> oh dear :)
[12:58] <DustBunny> you would be the 6th win =D”