“An utter Nuffling, in which the Luck scores show just how untrue the Luck-O-Meter can be. In fact, Ewolttirrem was on top luck wise pretty much the whole match, often by 20% or more...but I know he didn't feel lucky. Endless KO's, compounded by a withering 14 KO recovery rolls with only 2 passing made for a severely outmanned team. With most of the B lineup having to face SlaughterHouse's fully side, and being outnumbered 9-11 anyway, made for a rather cake walk second half, though the KO's did continue to fly, as did some casualties.

Kiljoy himself caused 3, including taking out Haymaker after the near-rookie managed a last ditch, desperate Blitz to take down Brasky, who had come up with the ball in an attempt to break free for a game cementing second TD.

Haymaker landed a haymaker that sent Brasky unconscious to the pitch, but Kiljoy followed up with a brutal blindside that damaged the poor rookie for good...and just when he was finally starting to feel like he had some skills...

In the end, the Mongers could do little but lay there, outnumbered almost 2-1, with mostly rookie beastment still on the pitch.

Kiljoy lazily carried the ball into the end zone to win the game 2-0.”