“And the chariots rode through the blistering rains through the blackness of night until they came upon an abandoned hotel in the middle of nowhere!

DeMaio "Look! An abandoned hotel...in the middle of nowhere! Let us sleep the night and burn it in sacrifice to the black fiends of despair!"

But as the road warriors get ready for night-night, the wooden walls break in and rabid brain hungry zombies ambush...by the dozens (15 to be exact).

"braiiiinnnns!"

Scumm has a plan and answers back in zombiese "bbbbllllloooodbowwwl!"

"braaainns"
"bbbbblllooooodbowwwl!"

And the challenge was heard! Brains for bloodbowl! and the game was on!

Hail to DeMaio who's fleet foot ways earn him two touchdowns! Upgrade, alpha blitzer to mighty blow! Become the head reaper once more!

And to General Scumm who's brilliant brain science wins the day!!! Upgrade, to accurate! Let thy ball handling become has accurate has thy brilliant plans!

DeMaio "Gods of war be pleased this night! We willfully toss into the void of Hell the Dark Avenger! Let his body burn by the power of the hateful flames, and appease thy bloodlust! And to the Darkbones, we leave Bloody Hell! Own'd body and soul, he shall roam the countryside with the Schmertzal in search of glory and pain!"

The charioteers check out, and ride while playing songs of true bloodbowl louder than Hell!!! Wake the dead this night once more!!!”