“How to make a "fun" game: Whine about possibility of concession from turn 2 due to casualties and apo fail, despite causing 2 RIP and 2 BH against, wait for it, Ogres. Proceed to appear unhappy despite flawless ball handling and 1db pows. Then imply the other coach was plain ole useless and relied solely on bash.

How to make a "fun" game more fun: Kill another couple of elves and dance around the tombstone.

How to react to another coach implying you are no good: Write the above paragraphs.

How to really be a pain: Correct his spelling of "lose" (one 'o', not two)

Fun game (for me anyway), saw a tombstone, revelled in the self kill of my ag5 gobbo in attempting a both down on a witch elf, and managed to remove three scourges to anything that doesn't have above ag3 =D Rematch anytime.”