“My first FUMBBL Major game. I had thought this would be a cakewalk. After all the TR/TS difference was huge and I had a team that was good enough to win a little bit at the very least.

It was way scarier than expected. I think I was one roll away from 1-0 down in the first half and the second half could have started better. (And my KOs would preferably have come to play and not sit it out there drinking mead like some divas saying things like "nah, don't worry they suck we'll sit here some more".) I sat there with the ball in my hand, surrounded by these undead things.

In the end I managed a lucky break through the surrounding horde and ran for the end zone. Where I stood waiting for someone to catch up. They didn't. They were all stuck with the brave Longbeards who whacked at the undead like there was no tomorrow.

And Noggins stalled their way to a close 1-0 and a third round in the FUMBBL Cup. Just an inch away from an upset. Well played. Well played indeed.”