“Let the maw of the underworld open wide...and suck in Apo Fail! Fall ancient one, plummet for eternity into the darkness of death! Sent there by the glorious Arm of Death(TM) wielded by Biondi! To thee the MVP!
Hail to Turbo for an incredible passing game. Five completions to keep the ball moving in the right direction! Upgrade to accurate! Keep up the good work.
And to the twin thrashers, Berserker Eric and Rhino, double TDs FTW! Let tonight's post game party be in thy honor!
Blade to the swine! Roast and feast with the newest high elven fans! High elf goupies...mmmm.
Hail to Turbo for an incredible passing game. Five completions to keep the ball moving in the right direction! Upgrade to accurate! Keep up the good work.
And to the twin thrashers, Berserker Eric and Rhino, double TDs FTW! Let tonight's post game party be in thy honor!
Blade to the swine! Roast and feast with the newest high elven fans! High elf goupies...mmmm.
Sin time”