“And we stood our ground upon the road to Hell, staring over the hill to the north. There we saw the giants of the world amass a great army of soldiers! As we stood upon wheeled thrones of war the banner of courage flew high...and the only word that a charioteer felt was spoken....

CHARGE!

And the earth drank blood! Blessed with the power of the four winds of Hades, each charioteer was unto himself.....a whirlwind of doom!

Hail to Wild Roy, who was commanded to skill up on a candy comp. NAY! Frenzied with madness, he tosses the ball aside, and squeezes the life out of Restlessness! Little gobbo, let the life that leaves your eyes...fuel my limbs! Upgrade to guard!

And with the mighty helmet of power, Sharptongue two-fisted slams an ogre into submission. Upgrade to tackle! Go forth....hungry for prey!

But this day belonged to Totally Chill! Powered by the belt of Hercules, he pounces and smacks ogres all game long...and seals our win with the final TD! A shield of gold is fashion to thee in honor of this day. Let wench and bard sing thy praise tonight!

DeMaio "Yarr, ogres are so fun to play against! And they left enough money to once again buy amunitions for the Hellcannon! Loaded and ready to go!"”