“And we're back, I'm live and Bonesy here is undead, from the main arena with 2 fast teams ready to face off in the very first match of the 145 Club's 125 Mini-League : the Scaly-Fur Experimental Rejects against the Darkwood Dodgers, a team well known for, well, dodging!

"Ball Kick" Yes Bonesy you're right, both teams are aligned and a wod elf catches the ball and rushes right into the action. We have Owin Clearbook defending the ball with his comrades here while the rest of his team is picking on poor little furry Sneek-Scales.

"Bonesy see dead elf" Oh my yes you're right Bonesy, Rasplgh just saved the stormvermin by tearing right through one of his assailants! Incredible! And the crowd cheers at the smell of fresh elf blood. Clearbook sees his companions beginning to lose this battle and retreats - oh no, he tripped and got run over by the scaly rodents! Quickly Grant-Fur secures the ball and carries it to end end zone while the crowd applauds!

And the ball is kicked off and - Oh my, I've never seen that before! Rasplgh looks like it's going to fetch it, he stomps on Delwar Darkwood and roars at Clearbook who has the ball, prompting him to fall on his back. he crowd laughs at the frail elf running for his life while Aarkskistol picks up the ball and immediately makes this game 2-nothing for the liza - I mean skavens!

With little time left before Half-time the elfs try to rush with the ball on the rats' left flank, but they get caught and almost get thrown into the ecstatic crowd before the ref intervenes and prevents the skavens fro going any further.

And there we go again, this time the Rejects receiving the ball, already leading the game by 2 points. Clearbook uses his almost-legendary kicking talents to send the ball at the very end of the skaven zone while the rest of his team clutters on that flank. But before they can react, the ball is reached, thrown, and then passed again, and almost reaches the end zone into Grant-Fur's arms, amazing! Darkwood comes to give a nasty blow to the ball carrier, but the crowd throws it back near the scoring zone and Furscales passes by and completes this surprising offense to give his team a comfortable 3-0 league. And the crowd goes wild!

"Bonesy see dead elf" Oh my! It seems the crowd wasnt rejoicing at the touchdown, but rather at Clearbook who didn't survive this assault. With very little hopes for a comeback, the elfs decide to go for it and zip around the skavens. After a short scuffle between Ganndohplasssittik and Darkwood it's Darkwood that leaves with the ball and dives into the end zone! This one isn't over yet!

"Kick Ball" Of couse Bonesy, it's Kick-off indeed! The skavens lose a lot of time trying to get the ball, but they manage to give it to Ganndohplasssittik and to protect him from all sides.

"Bonesy see dead elf" No Bonesy that's the body of Clearbook who left us moments ago.

"Bonesy see dead elf" Oh yes, I see it now... but it seems Eli Treeflight is not dead, I can see his pointing ears twitching from here! But he sure won't be able help his team come back no more! And look at this folks, Darkwood decides to use a skaven trick of his one, keeping the ref busy sending the offender to his bench while the wardancer slips behind him and snatches the ball right from the rodent's hands. The ball is thrown to Swiftwind who leaves the skavens wondering what just happened and makes brings back the game at 3 to 2!

With little time left in the game, the ball is kicked to the skaven zone. Look at this, Nath Fleetwood tries to surprise Ganndohplasssittik with a quick block... but no, he's quick on his feet and trips the elf, fracturing his leg in the process! That sure was unexpected! And the crowd wants more! But the ref decides this game has lasted long enough and blows his whitle, thi-

"Bonesy see dead elf" Now don't be silly Bonesy, you know very well this is just the end of the game. Oh, erm, I may have spoken too soon folks. The crowd rejoices, the skavens laugh, it's Denwar Darkwood held tight by Rasplgh's huge tail. And yes, I think Bonesy was right, the elf doesn't show any more sings of life.

The crowd enjoys the spectacle, the rodents rejoice and the elfs sulk at their losses, this game ends 3 to 2 in favor of the Scaly Fur Experimental Rejects. Bonesy and I are glad to have been here for you, and until the next exciting match of this 145 Club's 125-League!”