“FUMBBL B Minor HW I-2
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This was a big day for No Escape since it was the first time they participated in an official tournament. Capped at TR 187 the team was primed, but the risk of a costly struggle was evident when they were matched against another khemri team. Apollo Creed, although lacking both dp's and one of their mummies, still had abilities to cause harm.

The worry didn't lessen when the first two blocks of the match ended in two fatalities, one ending the existance of Invidia and the other sending Bali in bits and pieces into the restoration room. Signs of having fate against them were big when the fast moving opponent blitzer made a seemingly impossible dodge to get out of a crow surfing position. But No Escape soon got their game together and the always prominent Kherrok soon sent the opposing ball carrier sprawling on the pitch.

A skirmish erupted around the ball, but No Escape's superior strength allowed them to push the opponents aside, as long as knocking out one of their mummies in such a harsh manner that he stayed out for the rest of the match. Suddenly one of those precious moments of chance appeared. In all the brawling and confusion the ball scattered into the hands of Altura, the hulking undead ogre. The khemri beast made his way towards the end zone line while the teammates tried to safeguard his passage.

The Apollo Creed players did what they could to stop him, but had to rely on risky dodges and desperate blitzes. In their struggle to prevent their own offensive drive ending in a TD for the opponents they put everything they could in the way of the mummies, which ended in the mighty Kherrok being able to score a fatality on the star player You should be ashamed. The blodging thro-ra met his end in a violent but honorable way.

Altura could finally walk in 1-0 for No Escape, just before the half time break.

In the second half No Escape started on offense, lacking nothing but competent dirty players, while Apollo Creed were down to two mummies. To make matters even worse for them the ref had been devoured by hungry zombies during the half time break.

Apollo Creed could now do little to prevent the No Escape drive, their numbers dwindling down to a handfull without the opponents even putting the boot in. But No Escape still failed their drive, over confident about the bashing game Haaben attempted a pass that failed and spent the last quarter fumbling the ball despite being under no pressure from the opponents. An embarassing failure, but one of little importance since No Escape won the match anyway.

Thanks for the match, Quadros! Hope to play you again sometime!”