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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2009-11-19 21:12:33
50k
1/1/2
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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1
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1
7
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5
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#9 Nut – Dead (RIP)
“The Egyptians rose from their tombs and found themselves facing an ultra-modern pseudo-religion right from the start. Their modern ways (but age-old views) were too much to handle, and Nut even pretended to be dead so she didn't have to play anymore. She was persuaded to come back and rejoin the team after the game, however.
Final Verdict: Fox News may well be more of a religion than the Ancient Egyptians!”
Final Verdict: Fox News may well be more of a religion than the Ancient Egyptians!”
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A characteristically smug Bull O'Reilly faced the press after the Church of Fox News steamrolled the Ancient Egyptians in the first round of Religions Final Answer.
"This can't be a surprise to anyone. Liberals are weak, and these guys are obviously liberal, with their orgies, false worship and disgusting intellectual abilities."
O'Reilly bears the marks of a power house after scoring both TD's in the debut, but was matched by Ann Cowlter who surprised nobody by being an ice cold killer bitch. 3 cas scored and one of them a fatality makes it clear that she is the slugger of the Fox News Team.
Blood Bowl experts all disagreed after the match that the Church of Fox News were heavily aided by the dice, but with their start (both bulls skilled up and enough money for an apo) the team is pretty much off to a perfect start!
Thanks for the match, gjopie!”