“An....exciting.. game.

The first half was pretty much a walk in the park for the Uncanny X-gits.
With daring(successful)TTMs and other fiendish goblinoid business they managed to fly in 2 touchdowns.

The demonic rabbit was almost sobbing at halftime.

The second half improved and turned to the Elves advantage. The Goblin maniac Fungus the Loon killed himself and the Dark Elves could quickly run in a touchdown. The following 3 turns were a desperate struggle over the ball (with the ball changing sides almost every turn) until Master of Disaster laid his long fingers in the bouncing ball(after the troll carrying it knocked himself out) and ran for the finishline. The goblins scampered to catch up, and 4 of them did just before the finishline(including one thrown goblin), but they failed to drag him down and he ran in the final touchdown on turn 8.”