“My sad little wood elf team finally acted like one. We dodged, we threw, we skill up linos, we blodged out of the way of damage. It was a solid game for us. We even managed to bonk 5 norsemen in the first half to basically take his drive away from them.

5 players skilled up after the game: 2 linemen took Guard on doubles, my AG5 lineman completed his blodge set, my wardancer aged -1av on his second roll but took SB to live a short and glorious life, and my tree learned how to Block.

On the whole, the post-game was better than the game, since I see my opponent skilled up a +ST lino.

GG Astar. Some of those vikings of yours need to remember their helmets next time.”