“The Poems dug in for a hard fought battle. Reports had been circling for weeks about the vicious Wasteland Squad. Rumored to have engaged in a little league play around the outskirts of the Blood Bowl world the Wildpack had players of a very high caliber and an unsettling disposition (to say nothing of their odor!)

Determined to help the squad the newly formed Poetry Slammers booster club snuck knuckledusters to Slant Rhyme. Armed with this weapon and the knowledge of a certain beastman with a persistent injury the Poems donned their pointy helmets and toed the line of scrimmage.

The first half watched the poems make slow progress against the Wildpack and a flailing Iambic knocked silly after a wicked hit from DJ Kilma. The newly hired (and board accredited) doctor rushed to his aid oblivious to the carnage around him and saved the fine line-elf. Slant Rhyme grit his teeth and lashed back KO'ing a pair of Beastmen and pushing numerical advantage towards the Poems!?

As time wound down in the half the elves broke for the goal line, a streak of fur appeared from the middle of the pitch and Sonnet was stunned! Scrambling to find a play Sonnet and Baroque executed the "Double Elf Jump Up" Song and ran down the terrified beast.

In the second half the Poems were expecting more bashing where down 6-7 until Slant Rhyme again found his victim. The odds were turned around further when Sonnet jumped up and bashed a beastman straight out of the game! Consolidating their defense the elves KO'd 2 more Packers, slammed the ball towards a rookie Verse and told him to RUN! He scampered into the endzone as time expired to end the game.

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