“Another epic game against the Cyborg Ninja Pirate Zombies!

Last time one of coach Smyth's teams met the undead horde, coach KenThis had failed to get his players to sharpen their boots properly. They made amends in this game by smashing the Drakenhöff crew off the pitch with ease.

The Vamps stole the ball in the first half after a triple skull, but bad positioning meant that they then failed the protect the ball as they made for the endzone, and were rightfully made to pay with another turnover.

A solid drive up the pitch in the second half saw the Dental School go 1-0 up, but they couldn't stall out that extra crucial turn as they were being decimated in the cas and ko count. When two players succumbed to heat exhaustion at the next kick-off it was 11 vs. 6 and the Zombie Pirates easily scored in the final moments of the game.

Honourable mention in this match report must go to Fulk. He played every single game since the Dental School's foundation, no mean feat for any thrall, proving himself to be a true iron-man in the process. Even today he had to be killed TWICE before he would finally leave the field. We hope he goes on to be just as great a player in death as he was in life.

At least until next time these two teams meet, when we intend to kick his traitorous ass.

Another wicked game vs. coach KenThis, looking forward to the rematch already.”