“This was truely one of those freak games that occur once every one hundred matches. My fouls never hurt anyone and my mummies never got past the opponents armor.
My esteemed opponents was however able to launch a whirlwind of death... On themselves. Scatman John celebrated his touchdown by failing a dodge roll and got himself killed.
The Dark Elves then continued to rip themselves apart as failed dodges also caused one serious injury, one badly hurt and two knock outs. My team (obviously dazed by the deadly skills of the VH1 Hit Wonders) only managed to score 2 knockouts on VH1 Hit Wonders.”
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