“This was supposed to be a good lead-in match, take the game easy, earn some money, welcome the new Ogre to training camp next game. No, couldn't be that easy. Had to have two RIP's (same killer/kilee both times, apo only works once), an SI, 3 BH's... All happening to my precious blitzers, the core and strength of my team. The final RIP cost me my best player, ff went down, pathetic winnings mean I can't replace guys fast enough to keep up with this trend (3 RIP's in last 3 games). Then my best lineman gets +Str, but also is niggled on only his 2nd skill roll! Is there any justice to be had?!?

But then this is Bloodbowl, not Cryingbowl, so the Bombers are gonna do what all Norse do--declare war! Woe betide the next team the Bombers face! Bonzai!”