“The Chaos played this game as all good Chaos teams should. Beat them up and if you have time pick up the ball. The apposing team must have been having dillusions of grandure, because they continually kept trying to match strength, and when they failed to harm the chaos they resorted to kicking them. The fouls ran wild on Da Hooligans team, but it was of no help.”
“When asked to speak about the early form of 'Da Hooligans' team, Coach Dumb replied;
'Derz only wun fing more important dan winnin' an dats not loozin".
In a game that only saw two completed passes from Cutter Madnutter and 'Cheekyboy' McHurter, both players spent the last quarter of the game passing the ball to each other in fear of what would happen to the ball holder.
Much joy was seen on the notorius 'Ganers' fan's faces as the self styled number 5 'Da Govna' Gutdribbler, lived and died up to his name and was disembowelled by the insane chaos warrior Blade da Beefcake .
The only other highlight during the match was seing the talentless 'Cheekyboy' take down a chaos warrior three times his size, only to slip and knock himself out also.
Coach Dumbs remarks, when asked if all the gold he'd spent on his star minotaur blitzer was money well spent, cannot be printed here due to obsenity restrictions!”
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