“Well, an unfortunate steamroll for the dwarfs. A first turn 'get the ref', combined with pow-focused blocking and merciless fouling from Primroses left the dwarfs in poor shape to mount any sort of effective defence. There were a few good efforts, but inability to break free of the mass of rotting flesh and cowled pestigors left the bearded ones blue-balled and frustrated.

Twahnlows:

3 Votes - Gordon Gekko - CEO: Gordon was the only Grabber whose heart seemed to be in the game. If the rest of the team had played half as hard as he did the dwarfs would have sailed to victory.

2 Votes - Brad Furhman - Valuations Manager
1 Vote - Gregory White - Liasons Manager

Though it doesn't look like much in the match report, the two stand firm slayers were the only thing toeing the dwarf line. Without them standing firm, the entire dwarf team could well have gone for an impromptu surfing trip, making the match much messier than it already was.”