“The sneaky woodelves chose a bright,crisp spring morn for this matchup of violence vs skill.Their new sponsors 'Brayban' "The Drakwalds Finest Sunshades", had kindly suplied the team with the latest in occular protection whilst the poor babarians of The Horde spent most of the game squinting and shading their pained eyes.

A failure to make a simple pass was soon punished as the bespectacled pointies took a fortuitous lead.The game followed a similar pattern from then on in.Much violence was had and the crowd roared its approval as Sensation players were literally carted from the field by the St.Joans' Ambulance trolls.

Alas, to no avail, Sensation ran in another Touchdown which even the home fans applauded and the Norsemen could see no way back (or much at all actually).

As the sun past its zenith a few of the plucky lads managed to 'borrow' pairs of "Braybans" from prone elves and, after much kerfuffle, ran in their consolation goal just as the ref pressed the whistle to his lips for the end of the game.

As the Horde fans trudged their way home they knew they had seen a good fight but agreed that the manager should give a first team opportunity to the reserve team thrower-Herenna The Henna Haired Harridan.She had impressed out on loan at The Carroburg Cringers recently, and was tipped as a future star.




Great game, good banter,would play a ematch against this guy any time.

Cheers,

Dan”