“Into the fray we ride! Frenzied with maddness, the chariots of death slam at breakneck speeds into the hulls of Booty Pirates! Land vs sea...scythe vs scimitar!

And the blood did flow! Let all 140,000 fans witness the jawbreaker! Berserker Eric sheds first blood upon Molly Roger and the pirates fall back in fear!

But the beatings continue as Demaio divorces the head of Yo Ho Ho from her body! Your mess is my pride...as one head is claimed for my prize! And Bang Fist walks unencumbered into the endzone!

But the second half rings in estro-rage! And the chariots buckle under the prowess of ladies with cannons! Swift are the feet of 1st mate and Scurvy Dog, and all was lost.

The final ticks of the clock rest in the hands and feet of Bang Fist! Inches from the endzone with ball in hand...the ice claimeth your glory! And down went thy game...and your ass!

DeMaio "Our second game loss to the Booty Pirates! No matter, for the head of Yo Ho sings well...and through her, I shall learn all thy strategies and weakness! Today you earn glory....tomorrow, you shall see thy end of days!"”