“A virus takes out Murdock and Sirius, a disastrous start. With a very impressive chaos team with more additional stats than I have ever seen before, Arma looks to have an easy game here.

Then Nuffle intervenes.

First foul knocks out Karakhas (+MA +ST +AG beastman). The ref sends off Cinders, but then changes his mind after Coach Chainsaw drops some money in his back pocket. The third foul kills Búrzbad Armbreaker (+ST +ST tentacles warrior), the ref sends Cinders off again, only to have a change of heart as Coach Chainsaw drops another wad of cash into his other back pocket.

In amongst the fouling melee, Arma's dice are so bad that he does well to surf Cinders and put an end to the fouls. His troll fails a block and then stays on the floor for 3 consecutive turns too stupid to stand up, despite the help of his team mates. There was little chance of stopping the drive for 1-0.

The second half gets off to a better start for Arma, with Bricktop dying and a few handy knockouts. A foul seriously injures Garret the Great (miss next game) but, in the name of victory, I threw on the apothecary and it proved decisive. After this point, Arma's dice went back to the atrocious rubbish he endured for the 1st half. Garret would use his stand firm and guard to occupy 3 players pretty much on his own. After I manage to get the ball loose, Arma hits quad skulls and that sets up 2-0 and game. He even got a blitz in on the blitzer at the end but could only roll pushes.

To add to Arma's suffering, I wasn't feeling so good, so I played horribly slowly. I guess he can be grateful for the lack of permanent injuries but one of his nice players (+AG dodge warrior) ages after the game so it will be little consolation.”