“Underworld vs underworld again! Last time there was no ref at this match with 13 fouls and no sending off. With a few MNGs they have only 12 vs our 15 players so surely a foul war will favour us...

We receive and face an immediate blitz, with their horn/MB storm vermin scoring an -AGI vs our only sneaky git and our apo can only turn it into an MNG. T2 and we've lost another gobbo to the KO box while we niggle their thrower - apo patches him up.

We run the ball down one side and both teams pile in the players. Their horned SV nicely blitzes the ball free and it looks like we can secure it a couple of turns later when our blodge thrower needs only make a 3+ dodge.. but he trips over and badly hurts himself!! We have surfed a gobbo (badly hurt) and their horns SV (MNG) and by T6 each team has just 7 on the pitch. T7 and we secure the ball to score on T8!

Before half time they BH one of our gobbos but don't attempt a TTM touchdown.

HALF TIME - we have 12 vs their 10 with all KOs back.

They KO a wrestlerat on the LOS with a foul and on T2 rush into our half with the ball. They can't quite screen him and we're able to 2d blitz him over with a SV and then steal it with a gobbo. Their counterattack is foiled by a gobbo failing to dodge and we run for their endzone to make it 2-0 on T5.

They kick off and manage to get a gobbo sent off (there is a ref!) on a foul before securing the ball. We counter with a MNG on their remaining SV with our troll, but their troll immediately counterblocks to badly hurt him! Meanwhile their thrower in the back is alone and overwhelmed and we crowd forwards to make it 3-0 just as the final whistle blows.

GG cthol!”