“Wild night at the stadium of glory and pain! Fans bought the whole seat, but only needed the edge as they watched 16 turns of flesh ripping, throat throttling grindfest as two sworn enemies toss everything at each other including the kitchen sink!

In fact, the sink was used to foul our minotaur! Crack! The thick skull was not enough to endure the blow and the battle demon was fell. Obviously the ref spots a blatantly illegal move and tosses the punk out. Bucs coach gets in the face of the ref and gets tossed out too!

Nasty Neil picks up the kitchen sink and breaks it down on Fitzgerald's head for a hardcore foul! Gets throw out! Coach Arktoris riots in protest...AND GETS THROWN OUT!

I'm out of order!
You're out of order!
The whole game is out of order!!!

Hail to Yeeaaaahhhhhggg! who on his first game shows why he's named that. DIES for the fans of bloodbowl in a one two combo punch! Take the non-stop locomotive to Hell and tell our bretheren to make room for more!

And to DeMaio who unfurls the banner of WAR and becomes a one man unholy terror upon sea scum! With a flash of lightning, his power is unleashed to divorce Brook's head from neck! ancient evil wins this day!

The gods of Hades wrought destruction upon the bucs, and the power of the wheel rolls on!”