“Coach Lou Satan had this to say after the game:

We were just like the weather out there today...it started out hot and so did we. We moved the ball up the field well and despite their better efforts to surround Jim he found a way to get it out of there and we got the score. Then the weather cooled off a bit when that front moved through and unfortunately so did we. I can't complain. They started hitting hard at the end of the second half but we had managed to do enough to come out of there with the tie.

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Yeah, I was getting nervous when our KO box started filling up. I put Doc on standby and told him to be ready to do a patch job but fortunately we didn't need it. It's a good day when Doc doesn't do any work against a dorf team.

<<Coach Lou points to the back of the room>>

Don suffered a concussion. He'll be out for at least a week but it shouldn't be bad enough to were he won't be able to play against the girls in week 5.

What's that?...

Yes I was furious at the start of the second half. Those damned bloody dorf fans were flat pissed at their teams apparent lack of stomping power out there today and decided to take matters into there own hands. 5 of my boys were left helplessly laying face down out there as those lunatics stomped about in a drunken stupor. A couple of their guys took it too but that was inevitable with that many angry drunken dorfs mucking about. And by the way, have you ever noticed how difficult it is to tell dorf women from men...just something I noticed out there today.

Thank you. That is all.”