“FF roll of 5 vs. 12 against (FAME +2 against) + Pitch Invasion (stunned 6 of mine vs. 2 of his, led to Saurus scoring) + High Kick (skink caught and scored) + plus Perfect Defense (that prevented any chance of me scoring) = T16 blitz on a skink with 2 gfis followed by a T16 foul on same skink with 1 gfi. Result = dead skink who scored TD.

Of the 15 SPP the lizards earned, 8 went to players who will no longer be with the team. I take grim Schadenfreude in that. Too bad the money was as lopsided as it could be (I rolled a 1, he rolled a 6 with +3 on the roll).

Frustration! I'm glad this one is behind me. Good luck with the team, pjbernard. I hope our next one won't be decided by the kickoff table. Or at least if it is, I hope it's in my favor next time.”