“I took some early cas and was on for a pasting when Nuffle himself shone down upon me and blessed my dice (may he ever reign in Nuffly goodness!)

Suddenly the ball became magnetic, my opponents ghoul tripped over the eyes of a snake on the slippery white line, which was buried in snow, and some of our fans lobbed the ball helpfully back into the middle of the park.A somewhat fotunate TD followed.Another was quickly scored,and,going for a cheeky third was roundly crowdsurfed by an angry wolf who ran in a consolation.

Brutal cas against me but poor dice for my opponent made for a very tricksey game throughout which we both both cursed the dice god bitterly.

I'd rather have lost and not taken the inj but Nuffle giveth and Nuffle taketh away.

Never again shall I curse his holy horns!”