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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2011-03-19 20:12:40
TV 1580k Ogre
2
Winnings 40k
12000 Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/1
Inducements:
Orc TV 1510k
1
60k Winnings
Spectators 12000
Fanfactor -1
3/2/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
15
-
-
10
-
#2
-
1
-
-
-
1
15
5
5
3
-
#3
-
-
-
-
1
5
15
-
-
7
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
11
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
8
-
#6
1
-
-
-
-
3
9
-
10
6
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
-
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#13
1
-
-
-
-
3
8
-
1
-
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
2
1
1
-
1
14
116
5
16
45
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#10 Llenzi – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#14 Kangaroo – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
Turn1 saw Mighty Meiran in the Apo's delicate hands after a -1St that would have buggered him right up.

Again the team ended up with just Ogres on the pitch with the first Snotling on the team ever to score: Sarkynuts staying KO'd to save himself pain.

Sarkynuts skilled up with some Diving Tackle although i'm not sure he'll stay alive long enough to use it. :)

It was another fun game and Flashback13 took his horrible luck well.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
2
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
5
-
#3
-
1
1
-
-
3
15
-
-1
3
-
#4
1
-
3
-
-
9
15
-
4
8
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
8
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
1
5
15
-
-
5
-
#8
-
-
1
-
-
2
15
-
-
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
11
1
-
#10
-
1
-
-
-
1
14
3
3
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
1
-
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
2
-
TOTALS
1
2
5
-
1
20
161
3
18
35
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#6 Bruce Man-Chewer – Dead (RIP)
OMG! Da boyz put on a klinik today in howz 2 FAEL! Sub-optimal performance frum everyun cept Ken Chew-Stone. Ken was da Orc, and showed em how to get it dun. Everyun else, total crap. Eddie Gouge, dropping accurate passes. Warren, couldn't complete any passes that were 4+. Me-Kill, well, he wuzn't really to blame, all his passes were accurate but da boyz dropped em all. So he gets a pass. Hehe, punny. Can't remember if it was Ken or Keith who rolled that Triple skull that would have freed up Eddie, and on a snotling no less! But dat hurt, dat hurt realz bad and probably cost us da game. More double skullz laterz just heaped it on. Faeled dodges, faeled gfis, just massive pilez of FEAL! Da Big Fish wuz swearin up a storm on the sideline, even Prince Ablert looked bothered. He only faeled 1 Really Stupid and did a good job absorbing blocks, so da coach probably won't berate him too hard. Da Apoth breaved a sigh uv releef when he wuzn't called on to save Bruce Man-Chewer. Den Da Big Fish kursed some more and threw his clipboard down when no one else got hurt at the final whistle. Da only reazon he didn't make da Titans walk back wsa Ken's lone TD.

And Eddie is all sulled up at everyun kuz dis is like da 2nd or 3rd game in a row that his boyz faeled to help him get to da endzone. Coach Da Fish pulled him aside and actually sayd sum tings not yellin', cuz he don't wantz Eddie to stop tryin and start tankin'. We needz Eddie now morez dan evuh, so wez gonna try harder next game to get him in da endzone. Sorryz Eddie, we letz u down. And we letz Da Coach down. And we letz our fanz down. Wez sorry, sumbody gonna payz for dis next game.

Well played, Corvidius. Our games are always fun, doh dis one wuzn't quite as fun cuz we played so poorly. Coach Big Fish called us 'sub-optimal' and 'crap' a lot. He'z very mad right now. But ur Ogres were tuff and kinda elfy today. U earned da win. And just so it's on record, u broke my 10 game winning streak in Ranked, and gave da Titans der 1st loss. Well done. Now we're gonna go kill sumtin'

Skills: 1
Killer Vanden Bosch +ST (6 6) Wow, Killer Vanden Bosch really took Coach Da Fish's tirade to heart. He hit da weight room and got his swole on! Even Prince Ablert wuz impressed. He looked at Killer and sayd, 'U swole up'. Now to recruit anuther Black Orc.

Edit: yeah, once in a while I can take the bad dice. it helps to play a fun coach who helps with good banter.
 
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