“My team needed a trim, so I brought them to the Newscasters to get one. We were simply carrying too much weight in injured players, and three were slated for firing as soon as we got a post-game sequence to do it in. In the meantime, they were mummy-bait.

The game was played in the rain, and with loads of AG even above normal for elves, we pretty much ignored it. The khemri didn't even get hold of the ball until about T4 of the second half, about the time my wood elves were wiped off the pitch. Until then, it was wood elf, wood elf, wood elf, all over the place.

Props to Carlo, who killed my tree after about 8 turns of trying, freeing me from having to fire such a loyal team member. The n,n,-av lino (whose MB/Daunt combo kept him useful in games for the 2-3 turns he'd get to play) and the +AG,n,-ma thrower were both fired - but living - after the game.

GG Carlo. I'll bring a couple other teams your way when I notice them bloating too much to gain cash. 4 Journeymen next game for me!”