“And the crowd goes wild! Shindahl catches a high kick, lunges forward, passes the ball to Zekssi; Zekssi blitzes and KILLS Hulk Hogan, while the Apothecary ignores the cries of the dying warrior! Whoo! Whoo! Then Andre the Giant double skulls and badly hurts himself trying to take down the agile Saurus!

Zekssi runs forward, blitzes Randy Savage, giving him a -1 St permeanently; can nothing stop this Saurus? The other lizardmen are pounding away, wrecking beastman left right and center; Shawn Michaels can do nothing but stand and watch, when suddenly Shindahl turns to the giant beastman and bashes him! A niggling spine injury! Why has Nuffle forsaken Excellence of Execution this day? What did Chaos ever do to spite them?


Or, in the real world: Saurel dies on a turn 16 freebie block; 70 SPP of frenzying might cries out for the apothecary that had been used on turn 14 to keep Villaxee alive; Shindahl was badly hurt on Turn 2. KO's? Stuns? What are these? Saurus have no armour, pshaa!

800,000 TV will be missing next game, 170,000 of that gone forever. But Lezzat did manage to: Dodge away from a Tackler, Pick up the Ball while in 3 Tackle Zones, dodge away from the Tackler again, dodge 3 more times past the other guys guarding the ball, and then go for it all the way to the Chaos line.. but before he could go the last yard, a beastman double GFI'd a blitz and stunned him. Shenx was banned for trying to foul a Chaos Warrior; since he did the most damage of the entire match (a stun! YES!), he was named MVP, and even managed to Skill up!

R.I.P. Saurel. You will be missed. Top 20 Active Lizardman Blocker, and a cornerstone of Shrieking Bloodstorm. You died in glory, smashing Chaos Minotaurs and protecting the precious Skinks that make this team a threat.”