“Game starts with Shawne Merriman ROARING to exert his dominance as the Alpha Dog. Drewcifer Bleedso follows with a roar of his own trying to exert HIS dominance as Alpha Dog. Shawne moves in to challenge the roar of Drewcifer and dares him to fight - Drewcifer raughrs AGAIN!!!... to which Shawne smashes the living s**t out of the burger eater.

O.J. was a touchdown away from a Larson (which he selflessly gave up for the assured team victory... we are learning not to get cute when trying to score the winning TD). He has thusly picked up T.O.'s coke habit... fitting, eh?

Good game, licker... you may be frustrated with Norse, but take a look at what Azure did to a Norse team in the NWL the same evening we played... and consider yourself healthy and lucky ;)”