“Oh, the agony and the ecstasy - Breakfast of Champions recorded their third straight knife-edge loss with a belter of a game vs the Orcs of the Grughill Wild Boars. A woeful first defensive drive meant all the halflings could do was shelter under the branches of their Treemen, and wait for their TTM shot last turn, which failed, cruelly, in the Orcs' endzone. Puggy Baconbreath's only contribution was to seriously injure himself dodging away from a Blitzer he'd failed to knock down with a blitz.

The second half, they must have eaten something spicy as Orcs were felled left and right. Running out of time, a lone Halfling ran into the Orc backfield, but was felled and badly hurt by the unassisted Orc Thrower, with no rerolls to fall back on. A second stunty nipped in and grabbed the ball, but again was felled by the Thrower, though only knocked prone. The move of the match was next. One fling ran forward to assist, the prone 'fling jumped up and vengefully blitzed, downing the Thrower and freeing the ball. A Treeman stepped forward, and managed to place a thrown Halfling right next to the loose ball. The landing was failed, and I held my breath for the reroll...which failed also. It would have been a pick-up and GFIs to score had it succeeded.

While they've scored a grand total of 2 TDs, both in their first game, the feisty 'flings are the NIBBLE team with the most Casualties For!”