“The match started with a pitch invasion; from there, the Virus singled out lizardman after lizardman and bashed them out of the match.

Shrieking Bloodstorm somehow prevented a touchdown in the first half; and in the opening of the second half, Shreeft proved how far an 'all normal skills' Skink could go! With Krronk opening a path for him, and Shindahl easily passing the ball after the kick, Shreeft raced into the backfield of Virus; 3 pestigors chased him, but he neatly sidestepped all danger; and then he started dodging, dodging, dodgin.. CRACK. A large rock stole his attention, and Shreeft smashed his head into it, cracking his skull and permeanently injuring him for games to come. Virus capitalized on the dropped ball and drove home for a turn 6 touchdown, whereupon it was Shindahl's turn.

With only Krronk and Zekssi on the field to cover him, and Viska to grab the ball, Shindahl too dashed far into the deep end of Virus territory. Viska however, failed to realize he needed to pick UP the ball. So he sat on the Bloodstorm end line until the very last moments of the game; Krronk went through a triple dodge and a double GFI to smash a nurgle warrior onto the ball, freeing it from all tackle zones. Whereupon Viska finally realized that THAT was what Shindahl wanted! So Viska double dodged past the pestigors guarding him, picked up the ball and ran - he ran right up to a surprised Rotter, but then he triple dodged and left the Rotter in the dust. He went for it, and now he was on the line of scrimmage, and he went for it again, and he sat down in a heap. No long bomb pass to Shindahl! No incredible feat to tie the game with only 4 players on the pitch.

Thanks Fela for the game! Tallac and Shreeft's injuries will be cruelly felt, but perhaps the lowered TV of the team will allow for a match against a team Shrieking Bloodstorm can actually compete with!”