“NWFL Preseason, Game '1' (for the Batrachians anyway)

The Cheatriots received first, caged up and began their march down the field. The Slann tried a number of blitzes into the cage but failed spectacularly each time and the gobbos had no problem waltzing in for the score.

The Batrachians tried the right hash on their drive, but their last two rrs got sucked out early and every move became dangerous. Too dangerous. Before long they turned over and the Gobbos pounced, making amazing plays and outrunning the Slann for the endzone. Half ended 2-0 Cheatriots, but now both weapons were banned.

The Slann received in the second only to get Blitzed! Harbog groaned in frustration, but then the 'troll trouble' started. Opening troll block knocked himself down and the ball bounced out of bounds. G'ray was givin the ball and he scored quickly.

The troll trouble continued for the Cheatriots, and they were either stupid or rolling skull/ powskull causing early turnovers. The frogs pounced on two subsequent drives and actually managed to pull the game out with three second half scores and a plethora (thats right! a plethora!) of spps.

Gory Redding was a beast, racking up two cas and KILLING Stephan Gottabouncy, the Cheatriot pogoer, who was in line for a skillup after scoring the goblins 2nd TD.

Coach Harbog after the game:

"Yeah, the team played like clueless tadpoles that first half and I gave them hell at halftime. But they got their act together, started layin' out some goblins, movin' the ball, and playin' like Toads. We certainly got a lot of help from those Trolls...those lugs were a real handicap for the Cheatriots and really gave us the openin' we needed. Nice to win the season opener, even if it doesn't count for jack."”