“We owe this stalemate to the hard hitting power of Dark Avenger, DeMaio, an dDeepstone Rocket! Thy fists of dynamite removed enough of the enemy that they could not swarm and conquer! Plus, dead flesh and rain don't mix! Slip and fell hard their CAS machine and bonked his noggin. never to return!

Woe to Troll who could have won the game, but gunshy was he in going-for-it without a reroll! A ghoul sprinted and blitzed, taking the ball and never giving it back! Dragged by beasts of Hell next to your chariot shall teach thee lessons!

But Hail to Deepstone who battles hard in the frontline scrum and is victorious! Slamm a zombie and upgrade to wrestling! Command the fray!

Run wild and loose on the upperworld Berserker Eric! Filled with maddness, thy return is welcomed!”