“First turn of the game one of my mummies died on a dodge and regenerate failed. After that my bad luck continued. Fribble recieved the ball first half and I managed to force him to score turn 4 giving me 5 whole turns to try and score myself for a 1-1 result. But when it was my turn to score I never managed to pick up the ball for the entire half. Instead it was flibble who managed to pick up the ball turn 8 on his first attempt, without sure hands, after an incredible scatter. And by also succeeding two +4 dodges and two sprints that turn he managed to score and win the first half with 2-0.

At this point the game was of course more or less over. To succeed scoring two times in one half with khemri it would require an opponent being as unlucky as I was on the last drive and that just dont happen. I still decided to try and do my best though but guess what happend? A pitch invasion took down six of my players including two mummies and my only thro-ra which prevented me from picking up the ball the first turn when I was in such a hurry to score two times! My opponent only had 3 players taken down, but that only helped him since it prevented his skelleis in frontline from being 3-dice-blocked by MB mummies.

The definition of dice rape.”