“The Hellbound return to their throat slashing ways! Victory denied, but the rewards flow with plenty!

Hail to Dark Avenger who destroys what he hits! Power fuels thy limbs, and rip asunder Usanata into nothingness! If that wasn't enough, his yeti claws tear apart Dibko's armor. Thou has been transformed into a wood elf! Now upgrade, demon prince of death, to 6ST and rule the battlefield. For once, we may actually decide not to give the snow troll clawpomb!

Spy scores our only touchdown and is blessed with sure hands! You are now the quarterback of the most insane norse team on the planet!

And each lineman makes a pair of completions to earn fend and dirty player! Twin bruising duo!

And the team's leader regenerates with eldritch immortality and returns to the team! A chariot of obsidian he doth ride! No face seen, no heart beats, no mercy given!”