“Yes, BloodBowl fans, this contest was proof that...pieces of furniture do NOT make good BloodBowl players. The opponent's Rat Ogre spent almost the entire game doing an impression of a coat rack ( fortunately, for my little glass menagerie).

In only his second game, the TRUE inspiration for the lead character in"Walking Tall", Sequoia managed to sweep the field at will, therefore removing those unsightly lice-ridden rodents from the hallowed pitch.

Sadly, Ash is a moron...and got what he deserved with a SI in the late part of the2nd half. He will be missed...what? He's not gone?..Oh , well...Hooray! Ash survived a hard-fought contest, emerging from the conflict with merely a slight limp. And blood in his stool. And a bone sticking out of his arm. And a more than mild headache. And some short-term memory loss. Oh, and a kidney in his throat.

Said team captain and star, Sycamore: " Get that microphone out of my face before you have to pull it out of your &!!%@$* and then &!!@$#!".”