“It was a quiet afternoon, the birds were getting ready to go south, the squirrels finding their nuts. The ladies were all hanging out in the court in their finest, toasting with wine and frollicking with the Hammers.

Then the Temple bells went off, danger, TO WAR!!!!

but were?

The WMD's in the Box were sighted outside of down laying the CLPOMB on some poor villagers. Anarchy and depair in the country side. Cant have that happen! how else would we get our eggs and bacon in the morning. Oh this is not good, Chaos rampaging on villagers, our breakfast in danger and probally some fair maiden in distress. We scamper with all haste to the Grid Iron.

We arrive on the scene as the village is on fire, looting going on, the villagers all rounded up and some beastman performing some unholy act upon the anus of a goat. This has to be stopped!!!!

Hammers receive the Blessing of Sigmar and hard charge into the WMD. It is a titanic struggle in the middle of the Grid Iron. Both sides laying into each other. The CLPOMB for some reason seems to be having some difficulty getting through our Sigmar infused armor. There is hope and that hope comes in the form of Ulrics fury as the hammers unleash on the WMD. Gorjo the Grim grabs Gould by the neck and horse collars him down to the ground, Piles on and CRACK!!! his knee is reduced to apple pulp.

Morgana the Witch blows up Trajen, sends him cartwhelling off that goat. Knocks him to the ground and Piles On, knee deflects off his iron shod jock strap and lands a telling blow on his hip, SNAP!!!! take that you pervert of the Ruinious powers!!!

Solace Witch flame gets in on the act and takes down a CW with a well timed wedgie of death, well he avoided death, but crawled out of the scrumm and was last scene wimpering in a corner.

And that was just the first half!!!!!

Then the funniest thing happend...a game of Blood Bowl broke out and both sides decided to move the ball around, a few passes and a couple of fouls to keep it interesting. The villagers got excited when the Hammers went in on turn 14 to make it a game but they were restless. "when you going to really hurt someone? I thought CLPOMB was the combo man? I got a dinner date in a few hours, can we speed this up?"

Both sides stop for a minute and just glare at the villagers.

the closing turns see the ball come out and a mad scramble. The WMD finally get the ball and on T16 have a chance. Clean pick up, pass looking good, wait a minute a fumble there but nice recovery. The ball starts its arch, perfect spiral, Bah elves, this is easy and then NOOOOOOO, Lux Don of Tilea with a perfect leap, inspired bu Myrmidian like tactical insight leaps for the INT.

WMD look on in disgust. "what? that was a perfect pass. I was NUFFLED man!"

WMD just say to hell with all this. The loot was poor, no CAS, CLPOMB totally ineffective and these humans allmost stole this match from us. They pick up 3 dresses a keg of water downed Altdorf sub prime ale and 2 goats and head back into the forest were the pickings seem to be better.





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