“Hear the ground shake and rumble! The roar of dinosaurs, and the thunder of bladed wheels! Collide and let souls fall into the maw of Hades!

And so they go! Hail to Scumm-o who hurls into the void! Thy bravery earns the medal of steel, and MVP of courage!

But do not go empty handed! You'll need plenty of luggage to carry all that beer! by the power of chariot's will, we convert Jebus into lizard skin suitcases, to accessorize thy scars of war!

Happy trails to ye! To the lands of darkness, where fouls are not sent off by refs, and apothecaries never steal thy trophies!

But the maw is a two way street! With the ride home of Scumm-o, we see a chariot of smolders flames, and blackened gold arise! DeMaio, alpha blitzer, is born. Hate made flesh, and power made fist!”