“WIL Season XXIII

We receive first, with Skitter earning half his fee with the first blitz of the game scoring a -MA injury on a sidesteppin skink! Glart Smashrip sees this and decides to do step up, with a T2 block BH'ing their kroxi! They go for a foul on the prone Skitter.. but the ref immediately sends off the skink before he can even raise his foot!! Wait, does that ref's nametag really say James Stab-Stab?!

We follow this up with a KO'd saurus and now they are outnumbered 11 to 7 and can do little to slow us as we march forwards with the ball. T5 they try a -2d blitz with their +AGI skink but can only get a skull and a self-ko. Things (somehow) continue to go worse and worse for the lizards as we can simply do no wrong, and we end the half 1-0 up with another skink in the BH box and just 3 saurus left on the pitch.

Only two KOs return from four (two attempts) leaving two saurus sleeping so they have just 6 vs our full squad as we kick off. They try for a foul on our scary clawed troll.. but again get a skink sent off!! (thanks James!) They are down to 5 on the pitch now and when their last-ditch attempt at rushing a skink to the halfway line fails we can make it 2-0 with only a slight hitch (a skink briefly stealing a fumbled pickup!)

Looks like game over... but the lizard fans are having none of it as they rush the field and systematically knock down 7 out of our 11 players, while only getting 1 lizardman accidentally involved. Glart heroically dodge blitzes TWICE to knock the ball free but just can't hurt the skink who on his third turn dodges into the endzone to grab the ball and make it 2-1!

This causes a riot among the fans, ironically leaving the lizards with no turns left til game end. Probably a relief actually!!

GG Boothdom, don't look forward to the revenge you are now due :P”